But while I'm tooting my own horn on deaf ears, I'll just keep talking. I recently applied to a job and literally used the phrase "I don't want to brag or anything, but I'm really good at it" ('it' being cleaning, thank you Ariel Corporation). You want to hear some good music? Download The Low Anthem. They have a song called "Hey, All you Hippies!" (exclamation mark included) and an entire album called "Oh my God, Charlie Darwin". Plus a very beautiful song called "To Ohio" which I'm pretty sure I'll cry during when I see them live in a couple of weeks. Want to know what I'm drinking these days? Goose Island Summertime Ale. Delish. I mean, I guess I could go on and on about how cool my tastes are, but it's already 10:15, and it's probably time to go to bed (all the cool kids go to bed at 10:15).
Wah, wah. I'm awesome.
You ARE awesome and I love you. And you get to know all about my shit show life because I am just that vain, too.
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